Monday, July 13, 2009

oooh.. More than JUST the Jacksons...

According to msnbc Joe Jackson is going to try to take MJ's three kids on tour in 2010 as the Jackson Three. Seriously. Ok There's also saying that Debbie Rowe is going to settle with the family as long as the guarantee that Joe Jackson has nothing to do with them. Never thought I'd say this, but good job weirdo.

Also, Jessica Simpson was dumped the day before her 29th birthday. Nobody deserves that Tony Romo, you douche bag!

Maura Tierney is on a show for ABC called Motherhood and the whole thing was pushed back because of a health issue. ABC issues some weird vague release about it that made everyone think she had sars or something. No, she has to get a tumor removed and there's no word if its cancer or not until that happens.

Vanessa Hudgens is playing a hooker in her next role! She'll be almost naked and swearing like a sailor. I'm sure Disney will NOT be thrilled with this.

Other news: A-rod and Kate Hudson went on a date and most of us just wondered why she can't be as awesome as her mother.

Brad and Angie's twins turned one and no one really cared. I think they forgot about them. There's still pics of Zahara and Shiloh all over regularly but none of the new twins. after the fourth I guess its not worth it anymore.

Wow. Kinda of a lot going on finally.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I KNEW LaToya would be the firs toen to spill it! Man do I loooove the daily mirror!!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1199092/La-Toya-Jackson-Michael-murdered--I-felt-start.html

Saturday, July 11, 2009

So on Good Morning America on Friday, Joe Jackson started talking about how Michael's kids are born performers. All I can say to this is; GOOD GOD, MAN! Your son is barely in the grave and worked super hard to keep his kids out of the spotlight! You're a crazy person! You've already fucked up his life, don't go near his damn kids. Ugh. *shiver* ewe and gross. yuck.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th o July!

Happy Independence Day! Sarah Palin might be indicted for embezzlement! It's a sunshine day my friends! I know I'll be celebrating!